This is… not her best movie. I’ll leave it at that.
"I seem to have been offered about 10 sperm movies in the past year, some dramas and some comedies," said the former star of the long-running NBC hit, Cheers.
"Frozen Assets is a comedy.
"I play the biochemist. She knows he’s coming, and she doesn’t like it."
After the laughter subsided, she added, “They lock horns …”
Another laughter pause. Finally, when asked about the movie’s release date, she surrendered to the joke completely.
"No, it hasn’t come out yet … so to speak."
— Excerpt from “Shelley Long Locks Tongues With The Critics” by Greg Quill in The Toronto Star, July 19, 1992